Almost every night I bike a dozen or so miles across town, show up at Jallorian’s doorstep and demand to be entertained. They’ll play a movie I haven’t seen to keep me distracted, since one of them is usually entangled in some kind of a date situation. I decided to refer to this phenomenon collectively as the “Audio Visual Bicycling Club,” since there are usually three people (+1) involved and that’s enough for me to justify ‘club’ status. There are other less frequent but equally prioritized components to the AVBC as well, such as symphony attendance and hot dog consumption. If you are interested in joining the AVBC, e-mail an essay of interest to val_bbcal@hotmail.com, and include three references.
I am a young modern thriving in Salt Lake City, Utah. I believe that the secret to life is excellent dental hygiene and that the resolution to the conflict in the middle east has something to do with bread pudding.
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I have never been more jealous in my life.
I have a bike! And I could use the exercise.
sarah, you live a few blocks away. Your bike ride wouldn’t even let you work up a sweat.
also, Kaeleigh, why are people contacting me about the club submissions? And more confusing still, at my old email address?
also, colinroeledbetter is in the club.
This decision didn’t go by me. However next week is initiation week and the hazing process will begin.
As half of Jallorian, I would like to present a few arguments to be included as a member of the acceptance panel.
#1 I make up 1/3 of the current club
#2 most AVBC activities take place at my house and i consider myself the more dominate member of Jallorian and of the household for that matter
#3 I’ll make treats.
I’ve been eating all of your food anyway, but ya, I won’t fight ya on the treats. The AVBC runs kind of like a democracy, except for that I make all of the decisions and no one is allowed to question them