I am a young modern thriving in Salt Lake City, Utah. I believe that the secret to life is excellent dental hygiene and that the resolution to the conflict in the middle east has something to do with bread pudding.
RT@blarksmythe-Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart” 6 days ago
Everyone who thought I couldn't eat that vat of potatoe salad by myself? Boy are their faces red right now. 1 week ago
I hope that is you in the bunny suit
wasn’t that the year you dressed as a bunny for the mentally disabled kids… just wanted to point that out because you’re standing with the twins
while I was the easter bunny that year, this is clearly not me in the photograph as I filled out my bunny costume quite nicely.
yeah i seem to remember the year you were the bunny you nearly died of heat stroke. IT’S FOR THE CHILDREN.