I am a young modern thriving in Salt Lake City, Utah. I believe that the secret to life is excellent dental hygiene and that the resolution to the conflict in the middle east has something to do with bread pudding.
RT@blarksmythe-Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart” 6 days ago
Everyone who thought I couldn't eat that vat of potatoe salad by myself? Boy are their faces red right now. 1 week ago
What’s up with this?