Posted in Celebrity news on October 2, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I like to fully commit myself to Halloween. I tend to take it in the opposite direction from my peers in that I make an effort to make myself look worse than I do in my day-to-day lifem,and I do this by dressing as generally unattractive celebrities. Last year I was a Jonas:
And then the year before I nailed [...]
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Posted in Celebrity news on September 25, 2009 | 1 Comment »
You know, when I made this blog I didn’t set out to be the internet haven for all things Jennifer Love Hewitt, but the universe willed it so and thusly verily it has come to pass. Here are the stats for what people are searching to find this blog:
Look at the freaks that are inadvertently finding me. [...]
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Posted in Celebrity news on September 21, 2009 | 3 Comments »
A while back, Amelia introduced me to Shiantology.com : where I go to meet like-minded people and display all of my previously unappreciated shia labeouf artwork (lovingly referred to on the site as “Creashians” or “ShiArt”). My favorite would have to be the labeouf-pattinson conglomerate piece. Read ‘em and weep.
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Posted in Celebrity news on July 20, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Fashion parlour Mango’s clothing usually communicates an attitude of ‘I’m exotic and a little crazy’, which is why I loved Penelope Cruz as their spokeswoman. Their catalogs were ineffective at showing the product being sold because they consisted entirely of sultry P.Cruz headshots:
I don’t know what she’s wearin, but I’ll buy it. Anything to help me look dangerous, mysterious and spanish.
But those days are gone. This week, [...]
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Posted in Celebrity news on June 16, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Am I embarassed to be looking at Heidi and Spencer pictures at the school computer lab? Only slightly… only slightly.
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Posted in Celebrity news on April 26, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Do you know what really grinds my gears? Celebrities with their ridiculous self-reported dimensions.
I always bring books to work at the spa/salon but inevitably find myself reading the trashy magazines provided. Anyheydewho, a few this month include pieces about the weights and sizes of celebrities, which is pretty standard. I understand that as someone in the [...]
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Posted in Celebrity news on January 26, 2009 | 9 Comments »
I have scheduled some homework time in the middle of my day that I am now going to utilize to tell you my feelings on a few select celebrities. I’m going to explore the threshold between “endearingly insane” and “increasingly intolerable,” and attempt to justify the categorization. If you care to defend any of these [...]
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